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Birthdate January 25, 2003 Birthtime 1:04pm EST Weight 7 lb 11 oz Height 21 1/2" Head 14" Chest 13 1/2" Nicknames Squirtle

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Knowledge Base Article Q000001: Known Issues

• Kapustein v3.0

• I/O: The secondary output device is performing within normal tolerances, though the output is less than desirable. We expect to improve this with several patches and point releases in the future. Development is also hard at work on a "self-regulating" enhancement, which will automatically handle all output w/o manual intervention. We know our users eagerly await this feature! In the meantime, users may want to consider a robust garbage collection solution.
• Audio: The speaker system is fully functional though experiencing occasional, unexpected bursts of output. The hardware is fully certified, so the problem appears to be with the software. Our QA team is hard at work analyzing the system and all diagnostics point to a predictable set of issues, though we don't have the patterns fully worked out yet.
• System Temperature: The system is performing within normal bounds, though the temperature tolerances are rather narrow at this time. This will be corrected in a future release. Until then, we advise our users to maintain the temperature within acceptable norms. If the system gets too warm or -- more often -- too cold, the built-in diagnostic system will identify the problem and generate an audible warning. However, due to the current audio problems these temperature alarms may not be easily distinguished from other alerts. Users can detect the differences with a little effort, learning the subtle but distinct frequencies and durations of the alerts; we advise new users pay careful attention to these warnings during initial deployment to ensure a robust and 'healthy' system.
• Maintenance: This release requires a high degree of system management ("care-and-feeding") on a regular basis. Future releases will add higher level algorithms for greater degrees of self-maintenance, reducing administration oversight. However, as with all complex systems, there will always be a maintenance effort to ensure proper operation.

Please direct all further inquiries to the President and managing partner, Kimberly Kapustein.

We hope you enjoy the system, and look forward to a long and rewarding relationship.

- Howard Kapustein, Senior Manager, The Kapustein Corp ("We Bring Good Things To Life")